"be careful of what you ask - you might get it"
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
The man says, 'I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich. 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
'That will be $6.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,' and the ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
The waitress asks, 'One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?'
The man sighs and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.'
A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, both at the age of 50.
A fairy godmother came to congratulate them both and to grant them each one wish.
The fairy godmother turned to the wife and asked', "What is your wish?"
The wife thought for a second and replied, "I Would like a world tour."
The fairy godmother waved her wand, and the wife was holding two world cruise line tickets in her hand.
Then the fairy godmother turned to the husband and asked, "What would you like?"
The man thought for a second and replied, "I would like a wife 30 years younger than me."
The fairy godmother smiled, waved her wand, and the man was 80 years old.
I would recommend Terry Pratchett's book "Wyrd Sisters" - in it he let's the Fool speak some thought-worthy words about - words. You can make black into white with words...
"A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent"
-- William Blake
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
-- Lenin
That's how affirmations work. If you tell yourself something often enough times, if you tell ANYONE ANYTHING often enough times, if you HEAR anything often enough times, it becomes just as good as truth, and you believe every word of it.
"there can be miracles, if you believe..."
"faith can move mountains."
"An old axiom says that spells should rhyme. A rhymed spell has rhythm and joyfulness in it, it's easy to remember and repeat, and the repetition itself creates an altered, magical consciousness."
Don't expect anything, the Universe has a funny way of letting you get what you ask for, and a totally own time table.
BUT - "God helps those who help themselves" - don't just wish and wait. DO something to help "the Powers" to work
It is much easier for the Universe to give you money if you have an income of some sort - or if you buy a lotteryticket, if you sell something and so on.
It is much easier to find your dreamjob and dreamhouse if you are looking for ads and actively applying - and it doesn't hurt to practice the skills you are going to need in your dreamjob LOL
It is much easier for the Universe to give you a new love in your life, if you go out and put yourself in situations where your new love can meet you. Yes, I know about the woman, whose only dream was to get married to an adventurous and handsome man. She never left her house, so one day this adventurous and handsome man parachuted right on her backyard LOL - the Universe WILL find ways, but it IS easier if you work to make help it LOL
Blondie finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust, and she's in a serious financial mess. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray, "God, please help me...I've lost my business and I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto..."
Lotto night comes, and she is devastated when someone else wins it.
Blondie prays again..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well..."
Lotto night comes, and she still has absolutely no luck.
Once again, she prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me?! I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are very hungry. I don't often ask for you to help, and I am a constant good servant for you...PLEASE just let me win the lotto this ONE time so I can get my life back in order..."
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Blondie is confronted by the voice of God Himself...
"Work with me here, Blondie. Buy a ticket!"
"Act as if"
After you have stated your goal and purpose - stop talking
And then some pause music (No, I don't know how it fits the theme, but I love to sing it - and it has the "memory line" - Silence is golden...
Oh, don't it hurt deep inside, to see someone do something to hurt
Oh, don't it pain to see someone cry, Oh, especially when someone is her
Silence is golden, but my eyes still see
Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see
Talking is cheap, people follow like sheep, Even though there is nowhere to go
How could she tell, he deceived her so well, Pity, she'll be the last one to know
Silence is golden, but my eyes still see
Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see
How many times will she fall for his line, Should I tell her or should I keep cool?
and if I tried, I know she'd say I lied, Mind your business, don't hurt her, you fool
Silence is golden, but my eyes still see
Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see
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